Hey ____, it's me chris...i just wanted to
say...since you are not here...right now...on
your phone....I am going to sing a
song...HOWZZAT...HAHAHAHAHAH!! *to the tune if
you're happy and you know it...*Oh, i wish I were a lil' bar of soap *bar o' soap*
I wish i were a lil' bar of soap *bar o' soap*
a swishy and a swinie over everybody's
hinie...Oh i wish i were a lil' bar o'
soap....*bar o' soap* ...
Liked it...call me back..123-9876 area code...5

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